LIMERICKS

Uczniowie klasy I gimnazjum postanowili pobawić się słowem w języku angielskim i pokusili się o ułożenie limeryków.
Limeryk to  żartobliwy wiersz, oparty na groteskowym, absurdalnym dowcipie, mający charakter igraszki słownej, wiążący się zwykle z jakimś nazwiskiem lub nazwą miejscowości.
Zapraszamy Was na angielską ucztę słowną w wykonaniu uczniów klasy I gimnazjum.

There was a man called Clark,
Who liked swimming with a shark.
One night he swam in the ocean
And he found some magic potion
And now he can light in the dark.

by Bartłomiej Franczak

There was a plumber from Rome
Who got a letter from home.
But when he got back
With a toy in his sack
His home looked like a dome.

by Szymon Ból

There are three beautiful girls
Because they eat a lot of pears
But there aren’t any handsome boys
And they always play with toys
So on girls’ cheeks are sad tears.

by Anna Bissinger

Once lived a singer from Wales
Who sang about dogs and their tails
But when he once got bitten
He bought himself a kitten
And he stopped singing wagging dogs’ tails.

by Mateusz Kregulewski

There is a clown
He lives in the town.
His city is great.
The clown is late.
He has got a crown.

by Jakub Ledwoń

A big man lives in a big house
He’s afraid of a little mouse.
When the mouse appears
He has on his face tears
And covers it with a blouse.

by Izabela Foltyńska

There is a red car called Ferrari
Which is created in Italy.
It drives fast and furious
So we can see it in the cinema
When it is blinking in the camera.

by Dawid Gałuszka

There is a red car called Ferrari
Which is created in Italy.
We can see it on the roads
When it sparkles in the light
But only in the night.

by Dawid Gałuszka

There is a red car called Ferrari
Which is created in Italy.
We can see it on the roads
Where it is drifting through the goal
Then it is showing a real soul.

by Dawid Gałuszka

On the sun lives one girl.
Her name is Will.
She thinks she is killed
And married with a bean.
But this is her dream.

by Zuzanna Kuliberda

On this world lives one girl.
Her name is Will.
She loves a big bear.
And she wants to get married him
But the bear doesn’t love her.

by Zuzanna Kuliberda